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Carol Al-Ajroush
12-23-2004, 06:30 PM
Reasons Why the English Language is Hard to Learn:

-The bandage was wound around the wound.

-The farm was used to produce produce.

-The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

-We must polish the Polish furniture.

-He could lead if he would get the lead out.

-The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

-Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

-A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

-When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

-I did not object to the object.

-The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

-There was a row among oarsmen about how to row.

-They were too close to the door to close it.

-The buck does funny things when the does are present.

-A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

-To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

-The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

-After a number of injections my jaw got number.

-Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

-I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

-How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

L0stS0ul
12-23-2004, 11:08 PM
how true :)

boomertsfx
12-24-2004, 08:54 AM
ah the good ole english people.... most of their contributions were backwards... like driving, the imperial measuring system, language, Chumbawumba...

oh well =)

hberg
12-24-2004, 01:08 PM
Hey I get knocked down but I get up again....it's mind numbing...

quote:Originally posted by boomertsfx

ah the good ole english people.... most of their contributions were backwards... like driving, the imperial measuring system, language, Chumbawumba...

oh well =)