Funny (slightly offensive)

A funny story about dog food....


>I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

>On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
>that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

>I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or
>two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

>I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

>Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting
>in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

>I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

 

...no, wait, I'm offended.

 

That's funny!