Funny & Endearing Clean Jokes/Poems/Quotes

More Misc. Jokes, etc.--

Hi, "y'all"--


Hope you recovered from the snow blizzard we had recently. Currently, we are on vacation for 4 weeks in sunny Florida (Sarasota visiting relatives and then to Orlando to Disney World and Epcot). Anyway I thought I would post some funny jokes to warm your "hearts on a "cold" night from what we hear.

Foodie

Why did the math book visit the doctor?

Because it had problems!

This is a true story that happened with one of quad daughters recently on our trip to Florida.

One of daughters, Noelle, usually is a happy-go-lucky girl; but it seemed like it was one those mornings!: Anyway it seemed that Noelle had something bothering her.

Noelle did not want to wear the outfit that she and I had picked out. Also, she was worried that we were out of her favorite cereal. After all, with 6 kids, I try never to be without any food. I told her, "Noelle, I think I know what the problem is. You woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, didn't you?"

"No," Noelle said shaking her head, "I woke up right in the middle."


Here is another joke one of our twins told recently.

How you start a vegetable race?

"Onion marks, get set, go!"