El Atari house for sale

Asking price 2.3 million. If anyone wanted to see what it looks like inside, here's a linky:

http://franklymls.com/LO7348565

 

More embezzled money than taste, I'd say. Tacky and all with a lovely view of busy old Belmont Ridge Road.

 

The bathtub looks like a giant toilet!

 

Ha! It totally does. The floors look slippery too.

 

Haa, no mention of the hidden cameras that were installed to look into the bathrooms and bedrooms. Guess that doesn't add to the value.

 

you have to slide your wet soapy BUTT across 2 feet of marble to get out! gross.

but those brazilian cherry wood floors (if that's what they are) look gorgeous.

 

I sure hope it sells BIG. 45K in taxes is a nice pull for the county.

 

I have to say I do love the size of, and built-ins in the Master closetl. The wood floors are beautiful , especially the ones inlaid with a pattern. But most of the house is excessive indeed. I'd hate to be the maid team required to clean that place - or having to pay to get it all cleaned. it'd take a month to do it from top to bottom, for sure.

 

I'll take 2.

 

Ditto on the closet space. That was my fav.

 

Did anyone else think the downstairs rec room with screens and brick pillars feel like a Damon's or similar sports bar?

 

Reminded me of The Original Steakhouse.

 

I am singing the second verse of Geto Boys' classic "My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me" as I review these pictures. Lovely! ("I got big money, I drive big cars, everybody knows me- it's like I'm a movie star")

 

I heard from a deputy friend that there's a secret safe room in the house. Anyone confirm? I guess that was for hiding from the law or creditors...

 

Oooooh. I wonder if there are also secret passageways...

While I envy granite to replace my formica countertops, this house has WAY too much granite and marble for my tastes. It makes me cold just looking at it.

 

Umh..GAWDEEE and in a New Jersey Housewife kind of way and before you start busting my chops, I grew up in Red Bank, NJ and still summer in Cape May... YUCK too much marble/granite. Less is more

 

The radon gas levels are probably off the charts! :scaredeyes:

 

not that I would have personal knowledge of this but rumor has it the pic with the mirrored paneled wall is the place

 

Yeah, totally gawdy! Why would someone do that to a house? I wonder what the Ataris' current quarters look like ...

 

Concrete with bars, maybe?